Hi, I'm Vanessa. Junior, happily taken, addicted to his inches, Mary Jane is like my favorite name, and on Wednesdays I wear pink💕
desmondkilometers:
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
(via lubricates)
bitch-of-the-crossroads:
castiel-knight-of-hell:homwrecker:sorcererinslytherin:homwrecker:this mother fucker is the voice of nemoshit i think i want to fuck nemothis little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. oh my godSWEET MOTHER OF GOD
castiel-knight-of-hell:
homwrecker:sorcererinslytherin:homwrecker:this mother fucker is the voice of nemoshit i think i want to fuck nemothis little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. oh my god
homwrecker:
sorcererinslytherin:homwrecker:this mother fucker is the voice of nemoshit i think i want to fuck nemothis little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. oh my god
sorcererinslytherin:
homwrecker:this mother fucker is the voice of nemoshit i think i want to fuck nemothis little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him.
this mother fucker is the voice of nemoshit i think i want to fuck nemo
this mother fucker is the voice of nemo
shit i think i want to fuck nemo
this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him.
oh my god
SWEET MOTHER OF GOD
THATS SHANE OFF WEEDS
(via ordinarilycynical)
piplump:
Pros and cons of boys:Con: They’re dicksPro: Their dicks
Pros and cons of boys:
(via greetings-deactivated2015-01-23)
vuls:
*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them
(via smokeitdude)
